Wednesday, August 17, 2005
'How to Keep a Woman Happy'....utter bullshit !!
I am sure it is written by a MAN for his fellow MEN. This is definately not TRUE....or maybe just a little bit..anywaz read on and ENLIGHTEN yourself.

"How to Keep a Woman Happy"

It's not difficult ... _ ?!?

All you have to do is to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :

1. Leave him in peace, NO Nagging (very, very, very important).
2. Feed him well, in both food and bed!
3. Let him have the remote control
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posted at 8/17/2005 12:05:00 PM | comments (2) | permalink

2 comments:

  1. I perfectly agree. Sigh !!
     — Blogger Jayan, at 8/17/2005 02:11:00 PM 

  2. Fine Then since the women have laid down their rules, here are some of the boys rules too...please observe and take notes:
    1)Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that
    1) Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
    1)Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be
    1)Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
    1)Crying is blackmail.
    1) Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
    Subtle hints do not work!
    Strong hints do not work!
    Obvious hints do not work!
    JUST SAY IT!
    1) ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
    1) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for
    1) A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor
    1)Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days
    1)If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us
    1) If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
    1) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done
    Not both
    If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself
    1) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials
    1) Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we
    1) ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
    Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
    We have no idea what mauve is.
    1) If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
    1) If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle
    1) If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear
    1) When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really
    1) Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:
    Sex,
    Sport, or
    Cars
    1) You have enough clothes
    1) You have too many shoes
    1) I am in shape. Round is a shape.
    oh and Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
    they are all important....I hope we boyys can englighten some of em....Gotham
     — Anonymous Anonymous, at 8/23/2005 05:19:00 PM 

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