This is really funny....
MD = Male definition
FD = Female definition
Wants and Needs:
(FD) The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
(MD) Food, sex, and beer!
(FD) The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
(MD) Jotting a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys!
(FD) The body part that all clothing manufacturers makes "looks bigger".
(MD) The part meant for mooning and farting!
(FD) A desire to get married and raise a family.
(MD) Avoiding the urge to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend!
(FD) A good movie, concert, play or book.
(MD) Anything with one ball, two fields, or three stooges!
(FD) An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
(MD) An endless source of entertainment, self-expression & male bonding!
(FD) A woman who makes love to other women.
(MD) A woman who has sex with other women so men can get aroused!
(FD) The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
(MD) What men have to call "boinking" to get women to "boink"!
(FD) A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
(MD) A device for scanning through all 99 channels every two minutes!
(FD) Something you do to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.
(MD) Something you do to food you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out!
(FD) Any part under a car's hood.
(MD) The strap fastener on a woman's bra!
(FD) Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
(MD) Playing ball without a cup!