to EACH its OWN !!!!: A guide to Indian Cities

Got this as an e-mail fwd. It is funny BUT true....anyways go ahead and judge for yourself.

How to Identify Cities in India

Scenario 1: Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.

You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2 : Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees the man and walks on.

That's Mumbai-Bombay

Scenario 3 : Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.

That's Delhi

Scenario 4 : Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall

That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5 : Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.

That's Bangalore

Scenario 6 : Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA"doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.

That's Chennai.

Scenario 7 : Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are DEFINITELY IN BIHAR

Scenario 8 : Two guys are fighting, two more join them, next day a lightening strike by a party regarding the street fight policies, and opposition demands for CM's resignation, Then, with no doubt, you are at God's own country

Trivandrum

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