Tuesday, September 06, 2005
My attempt at 'Name-a-logy'.
The name-change trend seems to be growing at rocket speed these days. We find many of our Bollywood as well famous Page 3 personalities changing their original name, by either adding or subtracting certain alphabets from their first name or surname. At times, they even change their complete name inorder to attract lucky stars on their side.

They do so on either Mr. Bejan Daruwalla or Ms. Sunita Menon's physic instructions. I wish , i was getting paid shit loads for looking at a crystal ball.

Anyways here are my FREE physic thoughts on the same line for a few famous people, corporates, etc...who I feel desperately need to do something to change their luck.

BJP should change their name to 'Bharitaya Jinnah Party'. Thanks to Mr. Advani.

Salman Khan should go with
'Cellman Khan', due to the recent 'tape' controversy.

Vivek Oberai due to his fascination for celebrity girlfriend, should now be named
'Vivek Only-Rai'.

Greg Chappel, well he should drop the surname because he will anyways be receiving loads of
'Chappals' from the Indian public, all thanks to the Indian Cricket team.

Google Inc, should considering changing their name to
'Goog-leee' maybe then they will finally get to use the service of their new employee.

Bill Gates definitely need to change the company's name from Microsoft to
'Muder-soft'. With their recent court battle with Google Inc. and many other reasons.

Mumbai Disaster Management Committee should consider changing the name to 'Mumbai Dubaoo Management Committee', afterall it aptly suits the job profile.

Ricky Ponting, after the Ashes series should now be called
'Ricky Panting'.

Maliaka Sherawat, made more famous by the MMS controversy can be called
'Maliaka Shares-alot'.

Boney Kapoor, thanks to all the movies that he produces going 'dud' at the box office and his financial debt, should be known as
'Moo-ney Kapoor'.

Lastly, I have a name-alogy suggestion for myself too. Instead of Sakshi Juneja, I am thinking of 'Sakshi Blog-kare-ja', since I am turning into a 'Blog-a-holic'.
posted at 9/06/2005 11:40:00 AM | comments (10) | permalink

10 comments:

  1. Very good...
     — Anonymous Rajiv, at 9/06/2005 08:43:00 PM 

  2. good creativity.

    do join blogaholics anonymous.
     — Blogger Kaps, at 9/06/2005 08:53:00 PM 

  3. Good one
     — Anonymous Vulturo, at 9/06/2005 10:27:00 PM 

  4. Pretty Funny
     — Blogger @mit, at 9/07/2005 03:01:00 AM 

  5. Wow, thatz a girly template !

    creative name-o-logy. Why dont u try doing the same for the blogs that you read
     — Blogger Jayan, at 9/07/2005 12:21:00 PM 

  6. Sakshi
    How abt changing rhe name of ur blog 2 'Saks Hith Avenue'. Corny I know...just a thought
    Sourin
     — Blogger chappan, at 9/07/2005 04:59:00 PM 

  7. Thanks, Kaps..Vulturo, Amit.

    Jayan - The template is not that girly...and as for trying my hand at the blogs that i read...well frankly i dont wanna loose the little bit 'traffic' that i get. But maybe...oneday.

    Sourin - Very phunny...but i will give it a miss for now.
     — Blogger Sakshi, at 9/08/2005 11:51:00 AM 

  8. fundu.
     — Anonymous Anonymous, at 9/09/2005 08:14:00 PM 

  9. Really Good one!
    Hope the brains behind this was u and not some email forward!
     — Blogger Prahalathan, at 9/14/2005 10:35:00 PM 

  10. Prahalathan - Kya boss...meri mehanat par pani maat maro. :)
     — Blogger Sakshi, at 9/15/2005 11:12:00 AM 

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